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5		-- Greywolf
6%
7#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
8		-- Bernhard Riedel
9%
10- What's up?
11- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
12		-- Gavan Fantom
13%
14A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
15		-- Greywolf
16%
17Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
18  Breasted cot men
19  Embraces dot net
20  Strobed teen cam
21  Aborted men sect
22  Emtomb DEC tears
23		-- Julian Assange
24%
25Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
26  Crested Boatmen
27  Resented Combat
28  Boast Decrement
29  Basement DEC rot
30		-- Julian Assange
31%
32Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
33  Bent Coders
34  Secret Bond
35  Robs DECNet
36  Cost Bender
37		-- Julian Assange
38%
39Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
40  Cot Benders
41  Be stern, Doc.
42  Net robs DEC
43  DEC robs Net
44		-- Julian Assange
45%
46http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
47		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
48%
49I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
50		-- Dave Tyson
51%
52I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
53I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
54		-- Roland Dowdeswell
55%
56If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
57		-- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
58%
59My other computer runs NetBSD
60		-- Allen Briggs
61%
62NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
63		-- Julian Assange
64%
65NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
66		-- Julian Assange
67%
68NetBSD - a server in every port.
69		-- Julian Assange
70%
71NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
72		-- Hubert Feyrer
73%
74NetBSD - big, isn't it?
75		-- Julian Assange
76%
77NetBSD - daemonic power
78		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
79%
80NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
81         and mac, and powerpc, and...
82		-- Greywolf
83%
84NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
85		-- Julian Assange
86%
87NetBSD:  Got source?
88%
89NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
90		-- Ken Nakata
91%
92NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
93		-- Julian Assange
94%
95NetBSD - love all, serve all.
96		-- Silke Mueller
97%
98NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
99		-- Julian Assange
100%
101NetBSD - more is more.
102		-- Julian Assange
103%
104NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
105		-- Jaromir Dolecek
106%
107NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
108		-- Greywolf
109%
110NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
111		-- Julian Assange
112%
113NetBSD - posix me harder.
114		-- Julian Assange
115%
116NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
117		-- Greywolf
118%
119NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
120		-- Julian Assange
121%
122NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
123		-- Julian Assange
124%
125NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
126		-- Julian Assange
127%
128NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
129		-- Julian Assange
130%
131NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
132		-- Julian Assange
133%
134NetBSD - the cure.
135		-- Julian Assange
136%
137NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
138		-- Julian Assange
139%
140NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
141		-- Julian Assange
142%
143NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
144		-- Julian Assange
145%
146NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
147		-- Julian Assange
148%
149NetBSD - the power to suave.
150		-- Julian Assange
151%
152NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
153		-- Julian Assange
154%
155NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
156		-- Greywolf
157%
158NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
159		-- Richard Rauch
160%
161NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
162		-- Julian Assange
163%
164NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
165		-- Julian Assange
166%
167NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
168		-- Julian Assange
169%
170NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
171		-- Julian Assange
172%
173NetBSD - Will even run on i386
174		-- Brian Hechinger
175%
176NetBSD - your basement or mine?
177		-- Julian Assange
178%
179NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
180%
181NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
182		-- David Brownlee
183%
184NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
185%
186NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
187		-- Erik E. Fair
188%
189NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
190		-- Mike Latinovich
191%
192NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
193		-- Tom Harvey
194%
195NetBSD: Beyond Windows
196		-- Johan Ihren
197%
198NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
199		-- Tom Harvey
200%
201NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
202		-- Dirk Myers
203%
204NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
205		-- Greywolf
206%
207NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
208		-- Tom Harvey
209%
210NetBSD: demonic power.
211		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
212%
213NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
214		-- Matthew Orgass
215%
216NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
217%
218NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
219		-- Andy Doran
220%
221NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
222		-- Herb Peyerl
223%
224NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
225		-- Andrew Gillham
226%
227NetBSD: Flexible and free!
228		-- Lars-Johan Liman
229%
230NetBSD: For The Network Generation
231		-- Andrew Gillham
232%
233NetBSD: Get Over It.
234		-- Andrew Gillham
235%
236NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
237		-- Andrew Gillham
238%
239NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
240       Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
241       ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
242       Sublime.
243		-- Mason Loring Bliss
244%
245NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
246		-- Curt Sampson
247%
248NetBSD: If you look through Windows
249		-- Johan Ihren
250%
251NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
252		-- Tim Rightnour
253%
254NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
255		-- Andrew Gillham
256%
257NetBSD is full. Go away.
258		-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
259%
260NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
261%
262NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
263		-- Frank Warren
264%
265NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
266		-- Andrew Gillham
267%
268NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
269		-- Tom Harvey
270%
271NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
272		-- Brian D Chase
273%
274NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
275		-- Greg Lehey
276%
277NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
278%
279NetBSD: Its not Windows.
280		-- Paul Wain
281%
282NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
283		-- Tom Harvey
284%
285NetBSD: lets get it right
286		-- David Brownlee
287%
288NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
289		-- Hubert Feyrer
290%
291NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
292		-- Erik E. Fair
293%
294NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
295		-- Steve Woodford
296%
297NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
298		-- Andy Doran
299%
300NetBSD: May the Source be with you
301		-- Greg Earle
302%
303NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
304		-- David Brownlee
305%
306NetBSD, More Nines.
307		-- Andrew Gillham
308%
309NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
310%
311NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
312		-- Andrew Gillham
313%
314NetBSD: My Computer Works!
315		-- Andrew Gillham
316%
317NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
318		-- David Brownlee
319%
320NetBSD, Net Improvement.
321		-- Andrew Gillham
322%
323NetBSD, Net Profit.
324		-- Andrew Gillham
325%
326NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
327		-- Andrew Gillham
328%
329NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
330		-- Andrew Gillham
331%
332NetBSD: Network Your World.
333		-- Andrew Gillham
334%
335NetBSD: Networking Space
336		-- Andrew Gillham
337%
338NetBSD: No hype required.
339		-- David Brownlee
340%
341NetBSD, No Worries!
342		-- Andrew Gillham
343%
344NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
345%
346NetBSD. Not Guano.
347		-- Hubert Feyrer
348%
349NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
350		-- Tom Harvey
351%
352NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
353%
354NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
355		-- Lars-Johan Liman
356%
357NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
358		-- Andy Doran
359%
360NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
361		-- Steve Woodford
362%
363NetBSD: Power Your Net.
364		-- Andrew Gillham
365%
366NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
367		-- Steven J. Dovich
368%
369NetBSD: priapic OS
370		-- Perry Metzger
371%
372NetBSD: Professionalpower!
373		-- Lars-Johan Liman
374%
375NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
376%
377NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
378%
379NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
380		-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
381%
382NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
383		-- Peter Seebach
384%
385NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
386		-- Hubert Feyrer
387%
388NetBSD: Rock solid!
389		-- Lars-Johan Liman
390%
391NetBSD: Servers' choice!
392		-- Lars-Johan Liman
393%
394NetBSD: serves you right.
395		-- Herb Peyerl
396%
397NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
398		-- Mason Loring Bliss
399%
400NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
401		-- Andrew Gillham
402%
403NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
404		-- Herb Peyerl
405%
406NetBSD: Stable and strong!
407		-- Lars-Johan Liman
408%
409NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
410		-- Andrew Gillham
411%
412NetBSD, Tap The Power
413		-- Andrew Gillham
414%
415NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
416		-- Tom Harvey
417%
418NetBSD: The Final Frontier
419		-- Chris Jones
420%
421NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
422		-- Tim Rightnour
423%
424NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
425		-- Bob Nestor
426%
427NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
428		-- Miles Nordin
429%
430NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
431%
432NetBSD: The Power of Code
433		-- Mason Loring Bliss
434%
435NetBSD: The power to Connect
436		-- Feico Dillema
437%
438NetBSD: The power to serve, also
439		-- Tom Harvey
440%
441NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
442		-- John Darrow
443%
444NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
445%
446NetBSD: the server is up
447		-- David Brownlee
448%
449NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
450%
451NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
452%
453NetBSD: To serve the power.
454		-- Herb Peyerl
455%
456NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
457		-- Erik E. Fair
458%
459NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
460		-- Tom Harvey
461%
462NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
463		-- Tom Harvey
464%
465NetBSD: u_long uptime;
466		-- Herb Peyerl
467%
468NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
469        of WinTel.
470		-- Erik E. Fair
471%
472NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
473		-- Andrew Gillham
474%
475NetBSD: userland included
476%
477NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
478		-- Andrew Gillham
479%
480NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
481		-- David Maxwell
482%
483NetBSD: We do it right.
484		-- Perry Metzger
485%
486NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
487		-- Miles Nordin
488%
489NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
490		-- Tom Harvey
491%
492NetBSD: We Stay Up.
493		-- Andrew Gillham
494%
495NetBSD: We Suck Less
496%
497NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
498        even if you ask!
499		-- Charles M. Hannum
500%
501NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
502		-- Hubert Feyrer
503%
504NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
505        WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
506		-- David Maxwell
507%
508NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
509		-- Tom Harvey
510%
511NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
512		-- David Maxwell
513%
514NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
515		-- Jason R. Fink
516%
517NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
518		-- Todd Whitesel
519%
520NetBSD: You can't handle it.
521		-- Paul Newhouse
522%
523NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
524		-- David Brownlee
525%
526Of course it runs NetBSD.
527%
528Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
529		-- Jim Wise
530%
531Software is like sex - it should be free
532		-- Hubert Feyrer
533%
534We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
535		-- Greywolf
536%
537Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
538		-- Allen Briggs
539%
540With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
541		-- Greywolf
542%
543Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
544It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
545of your hand.
546		-- Richard Rauch
547%
548NetBSD: Dead on Target
549		-- Gimpy
550%
551NetBSD JIHBED
552