1___ / | / /__ _/ /_ / |/ __\ / _ | 2__ / |/ // _\/_ _/ / ' / \_ \ / / / 3_ / /| // __/ / /_ / , | __/ // / ,/ 4 /_/ |__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___' 5 -- Greywolf 6% 7#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging. 8 -- Bernhard Riedel 9% 10- What's up? 11- All the NetBSD servers, of course.. 12 -- Gavan Fantom 13% 14A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers. 15 -- Greywolf 16% 17Anagrams for NetBSD core team: 18 Breasted cot men 19 Embraces dot net 20 Strobed teen cam 21 Aborted men sect 22 Emtomb DEC tears 23 -- Julian Assange 24% 25Anagrams for NetBSD core team: 26 Crested Boatmen 27 Resented Combat 28 Boast Decrement 29 Basement DEC rot 30 -- Julian Assange 31% 32Anagrams for NetBSD-core: 33 Bent Coders 34 Secret Bond 35 Robs DECNet 36 Cost Bender 37 -- Julian Assange 38% 39Anagrams for NetBSD-core: 40 Cot Benders 41 Be stern, Doc. 42 Net robs DEC 43 DEC robs Net 44 -- Julian Assange 45% 46I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke 47pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling 48before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power 49needed for this. 50 -- ggggbabybabybaby 51% 52I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD 53 -- Dave Tyson 54% 55I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out. 56I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers'' 57 -- Roland Dowdeswell 58% 59If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing. 60 -- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist 61% 62My other computer runs NetBSD 63 -- Allen Briggs 64% 65NetBSD - a devil of an operating system. 66 -- Julian Assange 67% 68NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port. 69 -- Julian Assange 70% 71NetBSD - a server in every port. 72 -- Julian Assange 73% 74NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...! 75 -- Hubert Feyrer 76% 77NetBSD - big, isn't it? 78 -- Julian Assange 79% 80NetBSD - daemonic power 81 -- R. C. Dowdeswell 82% 83NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha, 84 and mac, and powerpc, and... 85 -- Greywolf 86% 87NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought! 88 -- Julian Assange 89% 90NetBSD: Got source? 91% 92NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved 93 -- Ken Nakata 94% 95NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow. 96 -- Julian Assange 97% 98NetBSD - love all, serve all. 99 -- Silke Mueller 100% 101NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar. 102 -- Julian Assange 103% 104NetBSD - more is more. 105 -- Julian Assange 106% 107NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years! 108 -- Jaromir Dolecek 109% 110NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels. 111 -- Greywolf 112% 113NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good. 114 -- Julian Assange 115% 116NetBSD - posix me harder. 117 -- Julian Assange 118% 119NetBSD: Post No Bills. 120 -- Greywolf 121% 122NetBSD - safe ports in a storm. 123 -- Julian Assange 124% 125NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter. 126 -- Julian Assange 127% 128NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice. 129 -- Julian Assange 130% 131NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption. 132 -- Julian Assange 133% 134NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre. 135 -- Julian Assange 136% 137NetBSD - the cure. 138 -- Julian Assange 139% 140NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles. 141 -- Julian Assange 142% 143NetBSD - the devil made me do it. 144 -- Julian Assange 145% 146NetBSD - the devil's advocate. 147 -- Julian Assange 148% 149NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville. 150 -- Julian Assange 151% 152NetBSD - the power to suave. 153 -- Julian Assange 154% 155NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads). 156 -- Julian Assange 157% 158NetBSD: The Source is out there. 159 -- Greywolf 160% 161NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX 162 -- Richard Rauch 163% 164NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks. 165 -- Julian Assange 166% 167NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD. 168 -- Julian Assange 169% 170NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto 171 -- Julian Assange 172% 173NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday? 174 -- Julian Assange 175% 176NetBSD - Will even run on i386 177 -- Brian Hechinger 178% 179NetBSD - your basement or mine? 180 -- Julian Assange 181% 182NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem. 183% 184NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion. 185 -- David Brownlee 186% 187NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here. 188% 189NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars. 190 -- Erik E. Fair 191% 192NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone 193 -- Mike Latinovich 194% 195NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it? 196 -- Tom Harvey 197% 198NetBSD: Beyond Windows 199 -- Johan Ihren 200% 201NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs! 202 -- Tom Harvey 203% 204NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan 205 -- Dirk Myers 206% 207NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World. 208 -- Greywolf 209% 210NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto 211 -- Tom Harvey 212% 213NetBSD: demonic power. 214 -- R. C. Dowdeswell 215% 216NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT} 217 -- Matthew Orgass 218% 219NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free. 220% 221NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation. 222 -- Andy Doran 223% 224NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right. 225 -- Herb Peyerl 226% 227NetBSD, Feed The Computer. 228 -- Andrew Gillham 229% 230NetBSD: Flexible and free! 231 -- Lars-Johan Liman 232% 233NetBSD: For The Network Generation 234 -- Andrew Gillham 235% 236NetBSD: Get Over It. 237 -- Andrew Gillham 238% 239NetBSD: Groovy Baby! 240 -- Andrew Gillham 241% 242NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and 243 Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music 244 ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of 245 Sublime. 246 -- Mason Loring Bliss 247% 248NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated 249 -- Curt Sampson 250% 251NetBSD: If you look through Windows 252 -- Johan Ihren 253% 254NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD 255 -- Tim Rightnour 256% 257NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere 258 -- Andrew Gillham 259% 260NetBSD is full. Go away. 261 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au> 262% 263NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside. 264% 265NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR? 266 -- Frank Warren 267% 268NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea) 269 -- Andrew Gillham 270% 271NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going... 272 -- Tom Harvey 273% 274NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems 275 -- Brian D Chase 276% 277NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it 278 -- Greg Lehey 279% 280NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free 281% 282NetBSD: Its not Windows. 283 -- Paul Wain 284% 285NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux? 286 -- Tom Harvey 287% 288NetBSD: lets get it right 289 -- David Brownlee 290% 291NetBSD: Linux without the hype. 292 -- Hubert Feyrer 293% 294NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity. 295 -- Erik E. Fair 296% 297NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot! 298 -- Steve Woodford 299% 300NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also. 301 -- Andy Doran 302% 303NetBSD: May the Source be with you 304 -- Greg Earle 305% 306NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there 307 -- David Brownlee 308% 309NetBSD, More Nines. 310 -- Andrew Gillham 311% 312NetBSD: Multi-platform OS 313% 314NetBSD: My Computer Runs! 315 -- Andrew Gillham 316% 317NetBSD: My Computer Works! 318 -- Andrew Gillham 319% 320NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD. 321 -- David Brownlee 322% 323NetBSD, Net Improvement. 324 -- Andrew Gillham 325% 326NetBSD, Net Profit. 327 -- Andrew Gillham 328% 329NetBSD, Net Some Nines. 330 -- Andrew Gillham 331% 332NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed. 333 -- Andrew Gillham 334% 335NetBSD: Network Your World. 336 -- Andrew Gillham 337% 338NetBSD: Networking Space 339 -- Andrew Gillham 340% 341NetBSD: No hype required. 342 -- David Brownlee 343% 344NetBSD, No Worries! 345 -- Andrew Gillham 346% 347NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away. 348% 349NetBSD. Not Guano. 350 -- Hubert Feyrer 351% 352NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach) 353 -- Tom Harvey 354% 355NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers! 356% 357NetBSD: Perpetual performance! 358 -- Lars-Johan Liman 359% 360NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours. 361 -- Andy Doran 362% 363NetBSD: Ports to * boards. 364 -- Steve Woodford 365% 366NetBSD: Power Your Net. 367 -- Andrew Gillham 368% 369NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms! 370 -- Steven J. Dovich 371% 372NetBSD: priapic OS 373 -- Perry Metzger 374% 375NetBSD: Professionalpower! 376 -- Lars-Johan Liman 377% 378NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears." 379% 380NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch 381% 382NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans 383 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox 384% 385NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported. 386 -- Peter Seebach 387% 388NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile! 389 -- Hubert Feyrer 390% 391NetBSD: Rock solid! 392 -- Lars-Johan Liman 393% 394NetBSD: Servers' choice! 395 -- Lars-Johan Liman 396% 397NetBSD: serves you right. 398 -- Herb Peyerl 399% 400NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'! 401 -- Mason Loring Bliss 402% 403NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code 404 -- Andrew Gillham 405% 406NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast 407 -- Herb Peyerl 408% 409NetBSD: Stable and strong! 410 -- Lars-Johan Liman 411% 412NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load 413 -- Andrew Gillham 414% 415NetBSD, Tap The Power 416 -- Andrew Gillham 417% 418NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide 419 -- Tom Harvey 420% 421NetBSD: The Final Frontier 422 -- Chris Jones 423% 424NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee! 425 -- Tim Rightnour 426% 427NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us 428 -- Bob Nestor 429% 430NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion. 431 -- Miles Nordin 432% 433NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many 434% 435NetBSD: The Power of Code 436 -- Mason Loring Bliss 437% 438NetBSD: The power to Connect 439 -- Feico Dillema 440% 441NetBSD: The power to serve, also 442 -- Tom Harvey 443% 444NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice 445 -- John Darrow 446% 447NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free 448% 449NetBSD: the server is up 450 -- David Brownlee 451% 452NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System 453% 454NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too. 455% 456NetBSD: To serve the power. 457 -- Herb Peyerl 458% 459NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy. 460 -- Erik E. Fair 461% 462NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes 463 -- Tom Harvey 464% 465NetBSD: Two guys with a vax 466 -- Tom Harvey 467% 468NetBSD: u_long uptime; 469 -- Herb Peyerl 470% 471NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage 472 of WinTel. 473 -- Erik E. Fair 474% 475NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer! 476 -- Andrew Gillham 477% 478NetBSD: userland included 479% 480NetBSD: We Come In Peace. 481 -- Andrew Gillham 482% 483NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability. 484 -- David Maxwell 485% 486NetBSD: We do it right. 487 -- Perry Metzger 488% 489NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists. 490 -- Miles Nordin 491% 492NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free" 493 -- Tom Harvey 494% 495NetBSD: We Stay Up. 496 -- Andrew Gillham 497% 498NetBSD: We Suck Less 499% 500NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you 501 even if you ask! 502 -- Charles M. Hannum 503% 504NetBSD: What do you want to serve today? 505 -- Hubert Feyrer 506% 507NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover - 508 WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE 509 -- David Maxwell 510% 511NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow? 512 -- Tom Harvey 513% 514NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust? 515 -- David Maxwell 516% 517NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest 518 -- Jason R. Fink 519% 520NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional. 521 -- Todd Whitesel 522% 523NetBSD: You can't handle it. 524 -- Paul Newhouse 525% 526NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS. 527 -- David Brownlee 528% 529Of course it runs NetBSD. 530% 531Portable. Supportable. NetBSD. 532 -- Jim Wise 533% 534Software is like sex - it should be free 535 -- Hubert Feyrer 536% 537We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it. 538 -- Greywolf 539% 540Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD. 541 -- Allen Briggs 542% 543With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG. 544 -- Greywolf 545% 546Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you. 547It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm 548of your hand. 549 -- Richard Rauch 550% 551NetBSD: Dead on Target 552 -- Gimpy 553% 554NetBSD JIHBED 555% 556It's my happy place. 557 -- zmh 558