13ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"> 27dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<html> 37dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<head> 47dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title> 5*593dc095SDavid du Colombier<!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.5 2002/02/21 21:36:33 giles Exp $ --> 67dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- Originally: humor.txt --> 73ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="gs.css" title="Ghostscript Style"> 87dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier</head> 97dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 107dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<body> 117dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ --> 127dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 137dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== --> 147dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 153ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<h1>Another Ghostscript interpreter</h1> 167dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 177dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== --> 187dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 197dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= --> 207dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 217dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== --> 227dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 237dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== --> 247dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 257dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<p> 267dd7cddfSDavid du ColombierThis document contains a humorous message, verbatim except for 277dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierminor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land. 287dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 297dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== --> 307dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 317dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== --> 327dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 337dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<hr> 347dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 357dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== --> 367dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 377dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<p> 387dd7cddfSDavid du ColombierRegarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already 397dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierimplemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else 407dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierhas recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an 417dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierexample of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter. 427dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 437dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<p> 447dd7cddfSDavid du ColombierThe interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr. 457dd7cddfSDavid du ColombierTuring last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you 467dd7cddfSDavid du Colombiercare to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must 477dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierfirst contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa.. 487dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for 497dd7cddfSDavid du ColombierThe Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN). 507dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 517dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<p> 527dd7cddfSDavid du ColombierThe possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm 537dd7cddfSDavid du Colombiersure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested 547dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierin using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very 557dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierexcited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo 567dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierand Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept 577dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierapart by their parents.) 587dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 597dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<p> 607dd7cddfSDavid du ColombierAnyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this 617dd7cddfSDavid du Colombierto your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed. 627dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 637dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<pre> 647dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier------Cut Here-------------------------------------- 657dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier------Cut Here-------------------------------------- 667dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier</pre> 677dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 683ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<!-- [2.0 end contents] 693ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier==================================================== --> 703ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier 713ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<!-- [3.0 begin visible trailer] 723ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier=========================================== --> 733ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<hr> 743ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier 753ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<p> 763ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<small>Copyright © 2001 artofcode LLC. All rights reserved.</small> 773ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier 783ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<p> 79*593dc095SDavid du ColombierThis software is provided AS-IS with no warranty, either express or 80*593dc095SDavid du Colombierimplied. 81*593dc095SDavid du Colombier 82*593dc095SDavid du ColombierThis software is distributed under license and may not be copied, 83*593dc095SDavid du Colombiermodified or distributed except as expressly authorized under the terms 84*593dc095SDavid du Colombierof the license contained in the file LICENSE in this distribution. 85*593dc095SDavid du Colombier 86*593dc095SDavid du ColombierFor more information about licensing, please refer to 87*593dc095SDavid du Colombierhttp://www.ghostscript.com/licensing/. For information on 88*593dc095SDavid du Colombiercommercial licensing, go to http://www.artifex.com/licensing/ or 89*593dc095SDavid du Colombiercontact Artifex Software, Inc., 101 Lucas Valley Road #110, 90*593dc095SDavid du ColombierSan Rafael, CA 94903, U.S.A., +1(415)492-9861. 913ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier 923ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<p> 933ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier<small>Ghostscript version 7.00, 8 April 2001 943ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier</small> 953ff48bf5SDavid du Colombier 967dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier<!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= --> 977dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier 987dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier</body> 997dd7cddfSDavid du Colombier</html> 100