1<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"> 2<html> 3<head> 4<title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title> 5<!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.5 2002/02/21 21:36:33 giles Exp $ --> 6<!-- Originally: humor.txt --> 7<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="gs.css" title="Ghostscript Style"> 8</head> 9 10<body> 11<!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ --> 12 13<!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== --> 14 15<h1>Another Ghostscript interpreter</h1> 16 17<!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== --> 18 19<!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= --> 20 21<!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== --> 22 23<!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== --> 24 25<p> 26This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except for 27minor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land. 28 29<!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== --> 30 31<!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== --> 32 33<hr> 34 35<!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== --> 36 37<p> 38Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already 39implemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else 40has recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an 41example of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter. 42 43<p> 44The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr. 45Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you 46care to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must 47first contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa.. 48(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for 49The Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN). 50 51<p> 52The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm 53sure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested 54in using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very 55excited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo 56and Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept 57apart by their parents.) 58 59<p> 60Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this 61to your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed. 62 63<pre> 64------Cut Here-------------------------------------- 65------Cut Here-------------------------------------- 66</pre> 67 68<!-- [2.0 end contents] 69==================================================== --> 70 71<!-- [3.0 begin visible trailer] 72=========================================== --> 73<hr> 74 75<p> 76<small>Copyright © 2001 artofcode LLC. All rights reserved.</small> 77 78<p> 79This software is provided AS-IS with no warranty, either express or 80implied. 81 82This software is distributed under license and may not be copied, 83modified or distributed except as expressly authorized under the terms 84of the license contained in the file LICENSE in this distribution. 85 86For more information about licensing, please refer to 87http://www.ghostscript.com/licensing/. For information on 88commercial licensing, go to http://www.artifex.com/licensing/ or 89contact Artifex Software, Inc., 101 Lucas Valley Road #110, 90San Rafael, CA 94903, U.S.A., +1(415)492-9861. 91 92<p> 93<small>Ghostscript version 7.00, 8 April 2001 94</small> 95 96<!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= --> 97 98</body> 99</html> 100