1<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"> 2<html> 3<head> 4<title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title> 5<!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.3 2001/04/21 17:14:33 rayjj Exp $ --> 6<!-- Originally: humor.txt --> 7<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="gs.css" title="Ghostscript Style"> 8</head> 9 10<body> 11<!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ --> 12 13<!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== --> 14 15<h1>Another Ghostscript interpreter</h1> 16 17<!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== --> 18 19<!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= --> 20 21<!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== --> 22 23<!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== --> 24 25<p> 26This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except for 27minor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land. 28 29<!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== --> 30 31<!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== --> 32 33<hr> 34 35<!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== --> 36 37<p> 38Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already 39implemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else 40has recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an 41example of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter. 42 43<p> 44The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr. 45Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you 46care to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must 47first contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa.. 48(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for 49The Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN). 50 51<p> 52The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm 53sure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested 54in using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very 55excited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo 56and Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept 57apart by their parents.) 58 59<p> 60Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this 61to your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed. 62 63<pre> 64------Cut Here-------------------------------------- 65------Cut Here-------------------------------------- 66</pre> 67 68<!-- [2.0 end contents] 69==================================================== --> 70 71<!-- [3.0 begin visible trailer] 72=========================================== --> 73<hr> 74 75<p> 76<small>Copyright © 2001 artofcode LLC. All rights reserved.</small> 77 78<p> 79<small>This file is part of AFPL Ghostscript. See the 80<a href="Public.htm">Aladdin Free Public License</a> (the "License") for 81full details of the terms of using, copying, modifying, and redistributing 82AFPL Ghostscript.</small> 83 84<p> 85<small>Ghostscript version 7.00, 8 April 2001 86</small> 87 88<!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= --> 89 90</body> 91</html> 92