1A computer called Illiac4 2Had a rather tough bug in its core. 3 It chewed up its cards 4 And spewed yards and yards 5Of illegible tape on the floor. 6% 7A computer, to print out a fact, 8Will divide, multiply, and subtract. 9 But this output can be 10 No more than debris, 11If the input was short of exact. 12 -- Gigo 13% 14A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis 15Wished to foster an aura of menace; 16 To make people afraid 17 He wore gloves of grey suede 18And white footgear intended for tennis. 19 -- Edward Gorey 20% 21A hacker who screwed a mag tape 22Was caught and convicted of rape. 23 To jail he did go, 24 From which, to his woe 25He couldn't get out with ESC. 26% 27A linguist thought it a farce 28That memory space was so sparse. 29 One day they increased it. 30 Said he as he seized it: 31"At last! Enough core for the parse". 32% 33A progressive professor named Winners 34Held classes each evening for sinners. 35 They were graded and spaced 36 So the vile and debased 37Would not be held back by beginners. 38% 39A very intelligent turtle 40Found programming UNIX a hurdle 41 The system, you see, 42 Ran as slow as did he, 43And that's not saying much for the turtle. 44% 45