1*11be35a1SLionel SambucA pig is a jolly companion, 2*11be35a1SLionel SambucBoar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- 3*11be35a1SLionel SambucA pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, 4*11be35a1SLionel SambucThough mountains may topple and tilt. 5*11be35a1SLionel SambucWhen they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, 6*11be35a1SLionel SambucWhen they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, 7*11be35a1SLionel SambucThough you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, 8*11be35a1SLionel SambucYou'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig, 9*11be35a1SLionel SambucYou'll never go wrong with a pig! 10*11be35a1SLionel Sambuc -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow" 11