1%%$FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.1.2.2 2001/08/01 17:24:03 obrien Exp $ 2%%$DragonFly: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.2 2003/06/17 04:25:24 dillon Exp $ 3You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 4% 5When you're up to your nose in shit, 6be sure to keep your mouth shut. 7% 8One's life tends to be like a beaver's, 9one dam thing after another. 10% 11Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 12% 13Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be 14right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds. 15% 16All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will 17happen or it won't. 18 19This is especially true when dealing with women. 20 21Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 22% 23Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 24Sunday pray for crop failure. 25% 26Early to rise and early to bed makes a male 27healthy and wealthy and dead. 28